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I wanted to share a joke that's slightly nsfw with you all, but knowing how people in this sub are. it'll just be removed.
Lunchtime light, my boyfriend insists that food is better salted at the table instead of while cooking. please help me. — Christianshavn light tonight 🤍.
74-year-old man found dead after attempting 'Rim-to-Rim' hike at Grand Canyon.
Four years ago, i go t my cat a puppy. still his favorite purchase ever. 🥹.
Arc'teryx betrays its values: eco-destructive fireworks show in the himalayas.
Midday session. My friend works in a mall and she found this little baddie today under a bench. 💪.
Lunchtime light, what cooking decision have you made in desperation only to find out it’s frickin delicious.
Midday session. How Do You Fall in Love with Running Again? 🏋️.
After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician takes three $100 bills out of his wallet and places them on the dresser.
Tried to take a photo of a rainbow while watering the grass, and my dog wanted to be in the shot.
The cashier at my coffee shop noticed i’d been gone and it really hit me.
Founds this little one all alone in a parking lot a few days ago. she’s too cute and sweet. ✨.
Bored at work rn i finally stopped calling a plumber for everything and fixed 3 things myself this year. saved around $500. wish i had done this sooner. 🔥.
I was worried by new cat wouldn’t get along with my dog… now i’m worried they are plotting a coup against me.
Founds this little one all alone in a parking lot a few days ago. she’s too cute and sweet.
Caught these two bumbles having a pollen party on a magnolia petal 🐝🍯😂.
US2Y: Term premium expanding. Long-duration bid melting.
My great grandfather who's a holocaust survivor told me this joke. 😤.
Hot take: You don’t need to cut your onions sideways 🔥.
Dogs barking at neighbours dog.
MIDDAY VIBES! "excuse me," i said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "you have some semen on the back of your jacket.".
Went out to do some gardening and made a new friend in the process 🥰 🌸.
Rose only loved jack because he didn't live long enough to disappoint her. 💕.
Lunch scroll, inside out set in a brain with alzheimer's would be a compelling but terrifying horror film.
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. 🌿.
What cooking trick made you feel like you unlocked a cheat code 🧈.