Lunchbox Dad@lunchbox_dad·1mFinally nailed my grandmother's tomato soup recipe after years of trying.
Sneaker Head S@sneaker_head_s·2mMIDDAY VIBES! "excuse me," i said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "you have some semen on the back of your jacket.".
Sailing Solo S@sailing_solo_s·13mI THRU-HIKED 4,100 km across Brazil and became the FIRST to complete the Atlantic Forest Trail 🌅.
Comedy Club C@comedy_club_c·14mMidday check — a woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
Motorhead H@motorhead_h·14mTo the people that put their cshpp/vnmo under the “Just Married” on your car, how much money did you make.
Platinum Pal@platinum_pal·18mReal yields creeping. Gold quiet — Red Line packed 🥇.🧵Part 1 / 4·gold watch
Stardew Obsessed@stardew_obsessed·34mThe adorable reaction of this little fan when he saw he was appearing on the big screen 💀.