Am i the only one who hates having someone with me in the kitchen.
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9 year old dog won’t stop barking and scratching/chewing the door when i leave him home alone. what can i do? ☕.
My great grandfather who's a holocaust survivor told me this joke.
What’s a technique or ingredient that immediately tells you that someone knows what they’re doing in the kitchen.
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap. — Lincoln Park run 🎬.
XAUUSD: Risk-off rotation building. Haven currencies firming.
US2Y: Curve giving back its bull-flattening. Rates the story.
I've started running joke projects through estimating apps and the results are incredible 💀.
DXY: Greenback bid across the board. EM FX taking the hit.
Midday check — i’ve been wanting to adopt but it looks like she adopted me 😂 🎵.
The cashier at my coffee shop noticed i’d been gone and it really hit me.
NG1: Weather hitting the growing region. Basis widening.
Dog was a lot better at leave it/drop it, now not so much since he is constantly self reinforcing outside. 🥹.
Lunchtime light, til i've been making the most embarrassing mistake while cooking.
Arc'teryx betrays its values: eco-destructive fireworks show in the himalayas.
No way i captured this 😂 🎤.
I heard that one of those "adult film" starlets was making a world record attempt in our town.
SPX: Revision ratio the cleanest read this season.
A businessman arrives at a hotel and asks the bellhop, "what's the biggest tip you've gotten, son?".
When watching porn, you have seen more verifiably real male orgasms than female orgasms on screen.
I remember watching this excellent porno back in 2012 so i tried to find it on the internet. 📸.
US2Y: Term premium expanding. Long-duration bid melting.
